30 Days Challenge - 28. A joke you find funny

I think Chuck Norris jokes are really funny. When I hear a funny joke I always think that i have to tell everybody, but I always forget within an hour. If I ever get around to actually tell tell a joke I always reveal the punchline before I've finished it by accident because I stumble in my words and stuff, haha! Right now I'm looking at websites for a joke I find funny.

Ok, I found some Chick Norris jokes:

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.

Chick Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there is no sign of life.

Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris gives life lemons.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.